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After:
my room has been kurt-gallerified..
See, change can be a good thing.
Sometimes the fear of not knowing defeats the hope of moving on.
Sometimes the hurt of the once-was consumes the hope of the to-be.
Sometimes the pain of the no-more outweighs the hope of to-come.
But hope should always ALWAYS overcome;
hope should always conquer;
hope should win.
For as long as we still have hope, we know that we're alive.
And while there is hope, change is both possible and necessary.
and my wall is an explosion of color..

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...almost. check out crazy for cult. fun fun for everyone.. well probably not everyone.
oh and is anyone looking for a cheap car? we're getting rid of Little Man *tears*

Getting on it...
1. You shall not kill.
2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.
3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.
4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.
5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.
7. Support the families of accident victims.
8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.
9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.
10. Feel responsible toward others.

'We yearn for God's presence. We call to him. We scream at him. And we hear nothing. He answers our longings with silence. Sometimes his silence is unbearable[...]
These words were found scrawled on the wall of a concentration camp:I believe in the sun, even though it doesn't shine,
I believe in love, even when it isn't shown,
I believe in God, even when he doesn't speak.
God's silence offers us the choice--faith or sight. We can either abandon our faith or learn to trust in the dark. God leaves that choice up to us. And all the while he's more interested in our faith in him than our ability to decipher his silences. The poet Coleman Barks wrote,
"The only way we know the play of destiny and free will is to
dance the mystery and die inside it."
Jesus, Job, David, and that man in the concentration camp danced the mystery. '



Spot the non-christian. [Hint: they're the ones that don't have their hands raised]
10 STEPS OF FAKING SPIRITUALITY TO IMPRESS A GIRL:
1. During worship, raise your hands in the air, tilt your head slightly
upwards at a 30-degree angle, and close your eyes. It might pay to sing as well.
If need be, practice in front of the mirror.2. Prophecy. Very spiritual. Ideally this would be in front of a whole
meeting, but just to a friend is fine, as long as the girl you are trying to
impress is watching. If you aren't actually a prophet, just read a nice psalm or
make something up that sounds appropriate.3. Tell her you aren't interested in girls right now because you only want to
serve God (could backfire).4. Be the first to go up for every 'serve God' altar-call, the last to leave,
and always shed a tear. Occasionally lie prostrate - weeping.5. When you know she is looking, go talk to that new lonely guy at the back.
6. During a slow worship song when she is within ear range, quietly say, in
an emotional voice, "Jesus, Jesus, O praise you Jesus, Praise you." Do not shed
a tear though. Tears are for special occasions, such as 'love you Lord,' 'Serve
you,' & 'repentance' altar-calls.7. Always take a long time with communion. Alternate each time between
sorrowful repentance and joyful celebration.8. Write notes and frequently consult your Bible during sermon. Don't worry,
you don't actually have to listen; write anything you want, however do chuck in
the odd reference. Once a month actually listen, and afterwards, when she is
within hearing range, discuss your thoughts on the sermon with a friend.9. Draw a line between spiritual and just plain weird. Do not:
- engage in flag dancing
- have spirit fingers
- randomly yell or scream
- fall over excessively. restrict yourself to 2 fall-overs a year, preferrably
at camp10. During worship, do what the song says. If it says to bow down, do so. If
it says to lift your hands, do so. Remember, faking spirituality is about being
genuine.
aargh!